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1. He forgot to post it anonymously
2. He sent it to himself.
3. He’s correcting his own grammar.
4. His correction is wrong.
5. He spelled grammar wrong.
6. He’s insulting his own blog.
7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

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FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
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what if tumblr was like a box of chocolates and you didnt know what url you’d get
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If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.
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sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
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why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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ITS A CHIckNE IN A FUckiNG WAGON
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
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